The Best and Worst Senior Project Judges

So as the dreaded Senior Project approaches us, myself and many of my classmates have been wondering what teachers will be judging our projects. However, instead of determining what teachers, faculty, and community members will be on my board, I thought of the best and worst possible Senior Project judges.

Best
William Shatner: The guy is always smiling. For instance in Miss Congeniality (go ahead secretly judge me for seeing Gracie Lou Freebush in an evening gown) during the last scene, the stage is exploding and Shatner is just standing on the stage half-singing "Ms. United States" smiling while set debris flys by his head.

The Cookie Monster: The dude can't talk, and just seeing him munch on cookies while you present your year's worth of work would just be entertaining.

Derek Zoolander: You know that during the question section he'd ask the most ridiculous(ly good looking) question about how the size of your product has to be at least...three times the size of what it actually is, and because of how stupid the question was, he'd make you look good.

Anyone in the Full House cast: Whether it's DJ, Uncle Joey, Danny, or Comet, you know that these characters always make sure things turn out alright in the end. I think as a judge, one of the Full House characters would make sure to pass me then give me a hug at the end of the presentation.

Your grandmother: Come on, what grandmother would fail their grandson or granddaughter? She'd probably bake you an apple pie and fill it with a $20 bill after she gave you a perfect score.

Worst
Homestar Runner: I don't know if any of you reading have experienced Homestar, but he is as annoying as five 8 year olds with ADHD who ALWAYS have to go to the bathroom. (check out homestar at www.homestarrunner.com)

Brian Williams orBarbara Walters: Arguably the top two journalists of their era, these two would know how to ask a follow-up question that you would have no idea how to answer. Plus their voices would just get on your nerves.

Interrupting Cow: First of all cows cant talk so then if they were on your panelMOOOOOOOOOOOOthey would be extremely distracting while presentingMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Simon Cowell: Even if you're not singing, Cowell would find a way to shut you up because it's a "singing competition, not a beauty contest."

A rash: Nothing is more irritating than an itchy rash that wont go away. A rash always gets in the way of everything and would completely disrupt the flow of your senior project presentations.


...That is all. Hope you enjoyed. Good luck to all seniors who present tomorrow.