Get the Zoo off Your Arm

You know those moments where you sit around with your friends and brainstorm a good idea that is going to make you an instant millionaire? Forget the college degree and maybe post-grad education. You want to make it BIG fast.

The solution...

Zanybandz...otherwise known as those stupid colored animal bracelets.

The guy who created this brilliant invention is now wearing Zanybandz shaped like Benjamin Franklin's face he is so rich. Producing these "bandz" cost as little as a chinese labor worker's toenail. These things will continue to be the rage this summer (other things that were a "rage" in past summers: beanie babies from MacDonalds, 'Who's Now?' contest on ESPN, green ketchup, and any song sung by a never before heard hip/hop singer).

Any guy who "hates" these Zanybandz is just jealous he didn't come up with the idea. He's upset because he didn't come up with the idea and lost his chance of having the love of all the nine year old girls buying his bracelets.

Here are some ideas for bandz that I would either want or want to see:

Blue Duck: "Well, I made the duck blue because I'd never seen a blue duck before and I wanted to see one." -Billy Madison... Not only would Billy Madison fans wear this quacktastic bracelet on their wrists, but this bracelet would present the open invitation to anyone to approach a random young kid wearing a blue duck bracelet and shake their head and yell CHERISH IT!

A Zanyband wristband: Okay, so those pictures of girls wearing 48 bandz on their arm is flat out disgusting. Instead, they should just get one band that looks like 48 different bandz put together to wear on their wrist. We'll call it the Josh Hamilton Zanyband

The Sal Fasano Mustache Zanyband: Although the design may be a little difficult to pull off, this would be best thing to look at when you were to remove it from your wrist.

If you have any other ideas for possible Zanybandz, leave a comment. If their good enough, you and I could create our own industry of Zany-er-bandz.

Now the summer rage music video courtesy of 2006: