Feeling Like Charlie Brown

Valentine's Day is a depressing day for many Americans. Many wonder if someone will actually go

out of there way to give you a measly card or a box of chocolates. This "holiday" has brainwashed

America. Many single swingers curse St. Valentines name and ask why he started such a vial day.

However, it could be worse. You could be Charlie Brown on Valentine's Day.

Charlie Brown's pharmacy bill must be through the roof. His depression medication bill must enormous. Whether it was the omnipotent rocks he received when he went trick-or-treating OR how his Christmas tree ruined Christmas, Chuck is never happy. And to top it all off, his psychiatrist isn't even a real doctor.

Your heart goes out to the poor bastard on Valentine's Day. Charlie Brown is never happy to begin with, but now we have to watch his misery on Valentine's Day, a day where a third of America is left unhappy because they don't have a significant other to spend $15 on. Chuck wonders if he'll get a valentine, but any Peanuts fan knows that he has no chance of getting any sort of affection from anyone else. Charlie is just lucky to get Snoopy to slobber all over his face.

So for all of you that are left single on Valentine's Day and your only date is with your remote controller and a tub of Ben & Jerry's ice cream, remember it could be worse. You could be Charlie Brown.